Yinzer

22 years of age. I post what I feel

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via angrynerdyblogger)

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azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post
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pokemoncap:

“good.”
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princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 
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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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(via green-satan)

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
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shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower
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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo, via nickthevag)

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egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

(via ruinedchildhood)

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clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via waitrose)

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via waitrose)